Wouldn’t you love to work for this slob?!
I normally don’t do two posts in one day (don’t worry, I’m not morphing into that kind of blogger… “I just brushed my teeth. Readers, what kind of toothpaste do you use, and why?” *shudders*) But today seems to be shaping up to be a special day.
So less than two hours after my snow in the truck debacle (Junk in the Trunk), I’m sitting in a meeting room conducting an interview for a potential campus tour guide. I’m profesh Lauren: Straight posture. Friendly. Smiley. But authoritative. Because I’m potentially your boss, bitch! Believe it!
It wasn’t until halfway through the interview that I noticed why the candidate kept sneaking a peek at my arm.
Let’s get a closer look, shall we?
Ewwwwww what is that?!
That is dried, crusty, smoothie I made this morning.
When I noticed it, I slowly started to roll my sleeves up: “Yes, uh huh, that’s great!” Just keep smiling and nodding as you roll. She won’t notice. Maybe it just got really hot in here. Mind your business!
Super professional.
Speaking of which, I should really do some work.
theVERYsinglegirl
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Readers, what kind of stain remover do you use, and why?
a brick red smoothie, the mind boggles.
Well, it was originally purple. Strawberries, bananas and blueberries. But it apparently dries and hardens to a fine brick red, yes.
OH GOD. Could she have thought it was period blood????
I’m not an expert on THAT, but I think most people are okay with blotches or stains on the sleeves. Maybe you should NOT hire this person simply because she seemed so fascinated with a mere arm blotch. If the interviewee gets that distracted so easily, she might not be the best candidate (but I’m kind of judgemental sometimes, so maybe my advice isn’t any good).
You’re right! It should be my new test for candidates: The ones who can ignore the spinach in my teeth or the chocolate sauce on my cheek or the twig in my hair will make it through.
Classy lol. In fairness that sounds like a nice smoothie
It’s better when some actually gets in my mouth!
So did you hire her? LOL
I might have to just to keep her quiet!
Oh Lauren. I thought the snow in the trunk was enough for one day!
I don’t know…you should write a book.
It never seems to end eh? Might be able to write an anthology!