BREAKING NEWS: Pickle attacks!!!

THIS JUST IN: I already published a post today but I feel I need to do this one in the moment while the couch is still wet.

I sat down for my evening pickle while watching Big Brother, when

I rushed and grabbed my camera before cleaning up because COME ON. This is classic. It gushed out so fast I didn’t know what to do with it! When the flow stopped, I continued feasting.

About halfway through there was another eruption! I must have hit a hidden sweet spot because it kept spilling out! I happened to have the towel on my lap after cleaning up the first mess to catch the second blast. With the camera still sitting next to me, I immediately documented the surprise explosion.

This is my life, ladies and gentlemen.

Oh, and I refrained from writing that’s what she said after every sentence because in a situation involving pickle juice, it’s just too easy. So don’t think I missed that. Surely you know who you’re dealing with.



4 thoughts on “BREAKING NEWS: Pickle attacks!!!

  1. Haha… I mentally inserted “that’s what she said” in the appropriate places. Hilarious.
    I hope your couch is okay.

    1. I’m sure I’ll be Febreezing it until the end of time.

  2. My mind went there….and I definitely saw yours go there. Oh dear.

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