This morning, a squirrel threw a piece of bread in my face.
Here is the scene of the crime:
Here is what happened: As I approached the dumpster with my full garbage bag slung over my shoulder like jolly ol’ Saint Nick, a heard a rustle coming from within. In a flash, that single piece of bread flew from deep inside the dumpster and pelted me square in the face. A squirrel scurried out and disappeared into the trees.