Tagged: Airport

Eat Nay Plug: Part Two

Don’t forget to read Part One first! It’s how these things work.

Weather Woes

This is what I woke up to after my first night in Calgary: Continue reading

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Come Fly with Me

This may not come as a surprise to you by now (that is, if you happen to be following my blog. I shouldn’t assume. God, I’m vain), but while going through security on a recent flight home from Montreal, I happened to be selected for a random search.

Believe it or not, I actually found this thrilling! (But why? You ask. Your life is full of adventure and intrigue! What’s more exciting than an evening pickle?!) I knew this meant I’d get to go in that time machine-looking thing and get patted down in front of everyone. This thrilled me. Seriously.

Seriously.

Seriously.

…Not so fast! You missed a spot………Lower………Lower………Seriously, my shoes. You forgot to check my shoes.

— You’re sick.

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