Sometimes I fancy myself a detective. For example, as you might recall, if you leave an anonymous, ominous note on my car, I’ll hunt you down and make you beg for mercy. I can’t leave things unsolved. Look here, see, there’s an answer for everything and I’ll stop at nothing to find it, see. Continue reading
I NEVER thought this day would come. That I would be bidding farewell to something so integral to my life thus far. Maybe, I’ve grown. Maybe, I’m cheap. Either way, today is the day I say goodbye… Continue reading
My purpose for the trip was insignificant and really could have been accomplished at any time of the year.
Instead, I decided one chaotic Saturday shortly after the Christmas holidays to engage in some very risky masochism.
I went shopping. Continue reading
Ok Paul, open the thing.
Here it is, folks. Tonight’s top ten list:
The Top Ten Ways I’ll Get Over the Loss of the Late Show with David Letterman Continue reading
Hi everybody! It’s your friendly neighbourhood toothless wonder here! I last left you months ago with the infamous* tooth knock out story. I’m now weeks into recovery from gum surgery, proudly sporting a temporary retainer with a fake tooth hanging off it until my gums heal and I can get a bridge put in permanently.
*According to me.
You know the expression #firstworldproblems? Well I’ve got #missingtoothproblems. Continue reading
What did you do this summer?
Here’s what I did. Continue reading
Alright, so I recognize my last few posts have been a bit lackluster (really, a bit on elevators?). I’m sorry! If you can believe it, weird things just haven’t been happening to me lately! Maybe it’s possible I’ve paid my dues and the universe has moved on…
Ya, ya, I won’t bet on it, but before I go on a bit of a posting break, I’ve decided to dig back into the ol’ archives of my life and leave you with a poop story.
Right about now, my mother is throwing her hands in the air and giving up hope of grandchildren. Continue reading