Tagged: Halloween

These Boots are Made for Severed Limbs

It’s fall, and I’ve been experiencing a problem that plagues all women this time of year. Ladies, it’s time to come out of the closet and talk about it.

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The Foodstuffs Foxtrot

Aside: This has absolutely nothing to do with the story. I would just like to take this time to gush that the “likes” on my Facebook page hit 100 this week!!! (Let’s pretend one of those isn’t me, and one of those isn’t my dummy account to see what my posts look like). It’s not that I had a goal or anything and I normally wouldn’t brag about such things–I’d be happy with five “likes” (and two of them would really be me, remember. The other three? My pimp, my dealer, and my big booty ho). Continue reading