Tagged: Parking

A third note. No joke. Does nobody want to talk to me?!

I have no words.

Ok, I have words.

This, ladies and gents, is why I have a blog about the ridiculous things that happen to me. It never stops. Continue reading


My Gas Problem

We know each other well enough by now to talk about this, right?

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A Very Larry David Moment

While this story unfolded, I remember thinking, “This is something that would happen to Larry David.” For those of you who don’t know (and shame on you), Larry David is a comedy legend. The man behind Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm, he often derives the plot lines straight from his own experience, which usually includes awkward,¬†uncomfortable, mostly trivial but sometimes mortifying situations that most people won’t ever find themselves in. He’s also a fox. Continue reading

Expect the Unexpectant (read on, it’s punny)

A couple of years ago, my roommate and I were in a hurry and needed to run into the mall to pick something up. We would literally be five minutes. This was around the time that so many prime parking spots were suddenly turning into expectant mothers parking spots. Continue reading